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Somebody who spent thirty years in a job everyone else describes as “in tech” is retiring, and the card aisle offers a rocking chair and a golf joke. Neither is who they were.

These are for the send-off that actually lands: the Error 404 line, on a tee and an 11oz mug, printed to order and shipped in about one to three weeks. Order by the second week of the month if the party is at the end of it.

More gift ideas, sorted by who you’re buying for, are in the gift guides on RetirementInOrder.com.

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