{"product_id":"funny-retirement-mug-not-my-problem-anymore","title":"Funny Retirement Mug — “Not My Problem Anymore”","description":"\u003ch3\u003eA funny retirement mug for the first morning nobody can page them\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThirty years of somebody else's deadlines, and then a Monday where none of it is theirs. That's the morning this mug is for — the coworker who just cleared out a desk, the friend who handed back the laptop, the parent who finally stopped answering the phone at 7am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e11oz white ceramic — one size, no options to pick through.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDishwasher-safe as well as microwave-safe.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack face reads \"Retired · Est. 2026\" in script.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted and shipped from the US after you order.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuestions people ask\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is this funny retirement gift for?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAnyone who's just finished working and is done being on the hook — a retiring coworker, a friend leaving a job they held for decades, a parent or spouse who's finally off the clock. It's an easy pick when you know the person well enough to joke with them but not well enough to guess a size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's printed on the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\"Retired\" in a script face with \"Est. 2026\" underneath. The punchline is on the front and that's on the reverse, so whichever way the mug is turned it's saying something — which is not how most joke mugs are built.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat kind of mug is it, and how do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003eAn 11oz white ceramic mug — one size, one colour, nothing to choose. It's microwave- and dishwasher-safe, so it can go in with everything else rather than being hand-washed and quietly retired to the back of a cupboard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne good line on the front, \"Retired · Est. 2026\" on the back, and a mug they'll actually reach for. Printed to order and shipped from the US.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Retirement In Order","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":44399210856551,"sku":"17310184802102346727","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0680\/7312\/8039\/files\/retirement-gift-not-my-problem-mug-thumb_8790c7e2-42cf-45af-b4a3-df000d1422f2.png?v=1786474974","url":"https:\/\/shop.retirementinorder.com\/products\/funny-retirement-mug-not-my-problem-anymore","provider":"Retirement In Order","version":"1.0","type":"link"}